Supporters of former President Donald Trump are finding themselves in an unexpected financial pickle after Trump’s loss in a defamation case filed by writer E. Jean Carroll. The court’s ruling, to the tune of a staggering 83 million dollars, has left many Trump loyalists scratching their heads and their wallets.

The case stems from Carroll’s accusation that Trump sexually assaulted her in the 1990s, a claim vehemently denied by the former president with his signature bluster and bravado. However, Carroll stood her ground, ultimately filing a defamation lawsuit against Trump for his remarks dismissing her allegations as “fictional.”

While Trump himself might not be reaching into his pockets just yet (after all, it’s become somewhat of a trend for him to rely on legal maneuvers), the court’s decision has sent shockwaves through his devoted base. Suddenly, the MAGA hats aren’t feeling quite as magical, and the “Trump Train” is experiencing some financial turbulence.

One supporter, who wished to remain anonymous for fear of facing further ridicule, lamented, “I thought sticking with Trump would make me rich, not make me broke! I didn’t sign up for this kind of financial responsibility.” Another added, “I guess I’ll have to start a GoFundMe to pay my share. Maybe Trump will pitch in?”

The irony of the situation is not lost on observers. After all, Trump’s promise to “Make America Great Again” seems to have taken an unexpected detour into “Make America Pay Again.” It’s a classic case of the emperor’s new clothes, only this time, his loyal followers are the ones left exposed.

In typical Trumpian fashion, some die-hard supporters are doubling down on their allegiance, insisting that the court’s decision is part of a vast conspiracy to undermine their chosen leader. One particularly optimistic individual even suggested that they could crowdfund the entire sum and use it as a badge of honor, proudly proclaiming, “We’re not just deplorable, we’re financially challenged deplorables!”

As for E. Jean Carroll, she’s likely enjoying the sweet taste of vindication along with the prospect of a hefty payout. While Trump may have escaped accountability in the court of public opinion, the legal system has spoken, and it’s speaking in dollar signs.

So, as Trump supporters sift through their bank statements and ponder the cost of unwavering loyalty, one thing is clear: when it comes to the price of defending their chosen leader, it seems the bill has finally come due.

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis suspended his Republican presidential campaign on Sunday, ending his 2024 White House bid just before the New Hampshire primary while endorsing his bitter rival Donald Trump.

Many have taken to the streets to protest his early exit. Demanding he goes to full term with his campaign.

The Political Run debate in America is often framed as a legal binary, with “pro-campaign” people on one side, seeking to restrict the candidate’s availability, and “pro-choice” people on the other, opposing government restrictions on collecting votes. 

DeSantis explained that going any further would only cause him harm. “The pain and suffering I have gone through wearing these 4-inch lifts will riddle me with long-term effects.”

A spokesman for DeSantis spoke to those angered that it’s “His Campaign, His Choice”. Others say it shouldn’t be his decision as millions of others feel they should have a complete say in how everyone around them lives their lives.

A federal judge ruled to unseal hundreds of court documents from a lawsuit related to deceased convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein on Wednesday. Those documents include over 150 names deriving from a civil lawsuit against Ghislaine Maxwell, who was sentenced last year to 20 years in prison on sex trafficking and other charges for helping Epstein sexually abuse teenage girls.

Just hours before being released, the documents were found dead in a cell with a book marker around its neck.

When the court clerk discovered the documents unresponsive, they said, “We’re going to be in a lot of trouble,” according to the report.

Investigators are looking for any shred of evidence of foul place. So far they haven’t found sheet.

Leaked this week were Donald J. Trump’s burial plans. In the leaked documents it shows a monument of “Huge Proportions” to be erected following the death of Donald Trump. It was detailed that the Monument will be made of solid gold and bear the likeness of Donald Trump and his family kneeling before him. 

Also laid out in the documents are the plans for an ornate sarcophagus and underground tomb where Donald will be laid to rest. Donald wishes it to be “A Tomb the likes of which no one has seen” it calls for a massive wall to be built and paid for by Mexico and in very tiny handwriting at the bottom the plans call for Melania to be sacrificed and laid to rest at the feet of Donald within his sarcophagus. 
However a contingency plan has been made in case Melania dies or divorces Donald before his death. In the event of Melania not being available for human sacrifice and burial upon Donald’s death a world beauty pageant will be held with contestants from the Eastern Bloc only and no older than 26 years old. The winner will be crowned and summarily executed and placed at his feet. 

Donald, not being a fond lover of words, has ordered that pictures telling  stories of his many accomplishments line the walls of his tomb, telling the future world of his great deeds while alive. The Trump Taj Mahal, Trump Shuttle, Trump University and the Donald J. Trump Foundation just a small number of his accomplishments to be pictured on the walls of his tomb. Next to the tomb will be a vault, where Donald plans to store all of his earthly possessions and available cash at the time of death, however the dimensions of the vault appears to only amount to about 25 square feet.  

What does seem to be lacking from the plans is the location for the future monument/tomb combo but many believe that it will be placed adjacent to the 18th hole at Mar-a-Lago. So visitors can try to make the trick shot into the monument and win a free game at the end of their round.