Month: January 2024

Home » Archives for January 2024
Trump Supporters’ Bank Accounts Feel the ‘Yuge’ Sting: As they are Ordered to Pay 83 Million After Trump’s Defamation Fiasco
Post

Trump Supporters’ Bank Accounts Feel the ‘Yuge’ Sting: As they are Ordered to Pay 83 Million After Trump’s Defamation Fiasco

Supporters of former President Donald Trump are finding themselves in an unexpected financial pickle after Trump’s loss in a defamation case filed by writer E. Jean Carroll. The court’s ruling, to the tune of a staggering 83 million dollars, has left many Trump loyalists scratching their heads and their wallets. The case stems from Carroll’s...

Pro-Campaigners Demand DeSantis’ Presidental Run Must Go Full Term
Post

Pro-Campaigners Demand DeSantis’ Presidental Run Must Go Full Term

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis suspended his Republican presidential campaign on Sunday, ending his 2024 White House bid just before the New Hampshire primary while endorsing his bitter rival Donald Trump. Many have taken to the streets to protest his early exit. Demanding he goes to full term with his campaign. The Political Run debate in...

Hallmark Introduces “I Demand An Apology” Greeting Cards
Post

Hallmark Introduces “I Demand An Apology” Greeting Cards

Hallmark has introduced a new line of greeting cards called “I Demand An Apology”. Sold in boxes of 500, Hallmark expects monthly net income to jump by at least 20%. If the political climate in Washington continues to deteriorate at its present rate net income could easily triple by the end of the year. Wanting...

Please Check The Expiration Date on Your Birth Certificate
Post

Please Check The Expiration Date on Your Birth Certificate

In a stunning revelation that has left the nation collectively scratching its head, it turns out that birth certificates come with expiration dates! Cue the gasps, double-takes, and a resounding “Wait, what?” echoing across the land. As people flock to their dusty drawers and attics in search of this unexpected ticking time bomb, conspiracy theories...

Studies Show That White Girls Spend 17% of Their Lives Thinking About Cutting Their Bangs
Post

Studies Show That White Girls Spend 17% of Their Lives Thinking About Cutting Their Bangs

The data revealed that White girls’ thoughts about bangs peak during mundane activities like grocery shopping, sitting in traffic, or even attending mandatory office meetings. In fact, 72% of participants admitted to mentally measuring the ideal bang length during particularly dull moments. On the other side, studies show that white men spend 19% of their...

Unsealed Documents from Jeffrey Epstein Case Hang Themselves Hours Before Being Released.
Post

Unsealed Documents from Jeffrey Epstein Case Hang Themselves Hours Before Being Released.

A federal judge ruled to unseal hundreds of court documents from a lawsuit related to deceased convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein on Wednesday. Those documents include over 150 names deriving from a civil lawsuit against Ghislaine Maxwell, who was sentenced last year to 20 years in prison on sex trafficking and other charges for helping Epstein sexually...