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Idaho Accidentally Sets Clocks Back 200 Years
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Idaho Accidentally Sets Clocks Back 200 Years

Idaho Governor Brad Little has recently noted that due to his success in restricting all rights from anyone NOT a white male, that he managed to shave 200 years off the state. “Look how young our state looks. And as you know, we in Idaho like them young.” In a speech given to a large...

Sam Bankman-Fried May Now Trade “BitchCOIN”
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Sam Bankman-Fried May Now Trade “BitchCOIN”

Sam Bankman-Fried has been sentenced to 25 years in prison today. A sentence that could be reduced with good behavior. Bankman-Fried, 32, was convicted in November of fraud and conspiracy — a dramatic fall from a crest of success that included a Super Bowl advertisement and celebrity endorsements from stars like quarterback Tom Brady, basketball...