Move over, Zuck, there’s a new creeper in town, and it’s none other than Elon Musk! That’s right, the man who once challenged Vladimir Putin to single combat over the fate of Ukraine has now bested Mark Zuckerberg to claim the number one spot on Forbes‘ illustrious “Creepiest Billionaire” list. It’s been a nail-biting race,...
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Scientists Discover 98% of Those Feeling Imposter Syndrome, are Imposters
Have you ever felt like you weren’t deserving of your success? Have you felt like you are an impostor amongst your peers? You may be suffering from Impostor Syndrome, however, a new study conducted at J.C. Mellencamp University that will be released next week reveals you probably are an impostor. Over the last 3 years...
The Weather Channel Renewed for Another Season of Weather
The Weather Channel has just been picked up for yet another season of everyone’s favorite show The Weather. Fans of the hit series were overjoyed to hear that their daily dose of meteorological excitement will continue, and the network is gearing up for a season that promises to be even stormier than the last. It...
Leather Jacket Files for Divorce from Todd Howard
Todd Howard and his Leather Jacket have filed for divorce after 5 years of marriage The Leather Jacket cited “irreconcilable differences” as the cause for divorce, according to documents obtained by BROKEN NEWZ that were filed with Montgomery County Court on December 11th. There was no date of separation listed. Leather Jacket is seeking Leather...
Florida Chamber of Commerce Furious at Rockstar Games
On December 4th, 2023, Rockstar Games finally gave us a look at the long-anticipated Grand Theft Auto VI. While fans rejoiced from the walk-in basements of their parents’ homes about the upcoming release and escape from their bleak existence in this nothing world, not everyone was happy with the release. The Florida Chamber of Commerce...
Tesla’s Cybertruck Named Official Vehicle for The End of The World
The wait is finally over! Tesla started making deliveries of its long-awaited Cybertruck last week to a small audience inside an underground bunker at their Austin, TX headquarters. Although it’s been 4 years since the unveiling of the Cybertruck, much has changed with the vehicle and the landscape of America. With doomsday approaching, Cyberpreppers are...
Trump Claims He Is Immuned To The Laws Of Physics
Former President Donald Trump has declared that he has transcended the laws of physics and is now officially immune to the constraints of the physical world. In a press conference that left journalists scratching their heads, Trump confidently announced, “I am no longer bound by the laws of physics. I’m like a superhero, folks. Call...
New Evidence Shows Donner Party Victims of High Protein Diet
Documents recently discovered by historians at Stanford University reveal that members of the famed Donner Party did not eat their friends and family members out of desperation, as has been the belief, but rather because they were on a high-protein diet. The Donner Party became hopelessly lost in 1846 on their way out west and...
Marjorie Taylor Greene Say Biden Did Nothing to Stop Dinosaur Extinction
Washington, DC – Marjorie Taylor Greene today denounced the Biden Administration for having done nothing to avert the extinction of the dinosaurs. Senator Mitch McConnell, of Kentucky, ranking member on the Senate Dinosaur Extinction Oversight Panel, says that the Biden Administration came into office with no clear plan for dealing with nuclear-winter-causing giant meteors. “The...