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Trump and Vance Issue Heartfelt Apology to Female Voters; Admit They Had “No Idea” Women Could Actually Vote

Trump and Vance Issue Heartfelt Apology to Female Voters; Admit They Had “No Idea” Women Could Actually Vote

former President Donald Trump and Senator J.D. Vance held a press conference yesterday to issue a formal apology to the women of America, acknowledging that their previous dismissive comments might have been in poor taste. Both men, however, sheepishly admitted that they simply hadn’t realized women were part of the voter pool. “Look, in my defense, back when I learned...

McDonald’s Hit with Lawsuit Over New “Orange Bronzer Fries” – Customers Turn Shades of Trump

McDonald’s Hit with Lawsuit Over New “Orange Bronzer Fries” – Customers Turn Shades of Trump

McDonald’s is facing a new controversy after customers reported experiencing severe illness—not from E. coli this time, but from an unexpected ingredient found in their beloved fries: Donald Trump’s signature orange bronzer. This scandal comes hot on the heels of a viral photo-op involving the former president, where he visited a McDonald’s in downtown Tulsa, personally handing out fries and...

Donald Trump Watch Only Tells You Why Other Watches Can’t Tell Time

Donald Trump Watch Only Tells You Why Other Watches Can’t Tell Time

Donald Trump has unveiled his latest product: the Trump Timepiece™. This revolutionary watch has promised to redefine how we perceive time, not by telling it accurately, but by telling you why all other watches are complete and total failures. At a flashy press conference in Mar-a-Lago, Trump declared, “I’ve got the best watch, folks. The BEST watch. Everybody’s saying it....

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