GOP Warns: Quoting Charlie Kirk Is Now Hate Speech
V.P. J.D. Vance has declared that Democrats must stop reposting Charlie Kirk’s actual quotes, because they make Kirk look bad. According to Vance, the real
Eric Trump Defends President Trump: “My Father Doesn’t Give *sniff sniff* Birthday Cards”
In the wake of the House Oversight Committee releasing a sexually suggestive note and sketch allegedly from Donald Trump in Jeffrey Epstein’s 2003 birthday book,
Republicans Baffled as ICE Keeps Finding ‘Lazy Immigrants’ at Their Jobs
“If they’d just stop working so hard, we could finally deport them in peace,” says confused GOP lawmaker. In a twist no one saw coming—except
Trump Declares Plan to Reopen Azkaban, Citing Threat of ‘Dark Magic’ in Opposition
President Donald J. Trump announced today his intention to reopen the prison Azkaban, asserting that those opposing his administration are under the influence of “dark
Republicans Demand Apology After Trump Caught Sleeping at Pope’s Funeral: “See? He Sleeps Next to Melania!”
Republicans are calling on Democrats to retract years of speculation about the state of Donald and Melania Trump’s marriage after video footage surfaced showing the
Pete Hegseth Accidentally Scribbles Top Secret War Plans on TGI Fridays Receipt After One Too Many Double Berry Mojitos
In what Pentagon officials are calling “an unhelpful but somehow completely on-brand incident,” Trump ally and White House “special military advisor” Pete Hegseth reportedly accidentally
