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V.P. J.D. Vance has declared that Democrats must stop reposting Charlie Kirk’s actual quotes, because they make Kirk look bad.

In the wake of the House Oversight Committee releasing a sexually suggestive note and sketch allegedly from Donald Trump in

“If they’d just stop working so hard, we could finally deport them in peace,” says confused GOP lawmaker. In a

President Donald J. Trump announced today his intention to reopen the prison Azkaban, asserting that those opposing his administration are