The data revealed that White girls’ thoughts about bangs peak during mundane activities like grocery shopping, sitting in traffic, or even attending mandatory office meetings. In fact, 72% of participants admitted to mentally measuring the ideal bang length during particularly dull moments. On the other side, studies show that white men spend 19% of their...
A federal judge ruled to unseal hundreds of court documents from a lawsuit related to deceased convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein on Wednesday. Those documents include over 150 names deriving from a civil lawsuit against Ghislaine Maxwell, who was sentenced last year to 20 years in prison on sex trafficking and other charges for helping Epstein sexually...
Leaked this week were Donald J. Trump’s burial plans. In the leaked documents it shows a monument of “Huge Proportions” to be erected following the death of Donald Trump. It was detailed that the Monument will be made of solid gold and bear the likeness of Donald Trump and his family kneeling before him. Also...
Have you ever felt like you weren’t deserving of your success? Have you felt like you are an impostor amongst your peers? You may be suffering from Impostor Syndrome, however, a new study conducted at J.C. Mellencamp University that will be released next week reveals you probably are an impostor. Over the last 3 years...
Former President Donald Trump found himself in the crosshairs of Colorado’s Supreme Court after learning that he had been disqualified from the state’s presidential primary ballot. The reason? Well, it turns out that even the mastermind behind the “You’re Fired!” catchphrase can’t always navigate the intricate terrain of the United States map. Fresh off the...
In the magical land of smartphones and festive emojis, a heartwarming tradition has emerged, uniting families across the digital realm—the eagerly awaited “Merry Xmas” mass text. As the holiday season approaches, millions of family members brace themselves for the moment when their group chat pings, heralding the arrival of the cheerful, yet predictably generic, holiday...
Kang the Conqueror, the notorious time-traveling villain, has been handed a cosmic-sized sentence of 400 hours of community service for his laundry list of misdeeds, including kidnapping Avengers, obliterating Washington D.C., destroying his own kingdom, and being generally unpleasant. The judge, presumably tired of Kang’s grandiose theatrics, decided that instead of ruling entire timelines, he...
The Weather Channel has just been picked up for yet another season of everyone’s favorite show The Weather. Fans of the hit series were overjoyed to hear that their daily dose of meteorological excitement will continue, and the network is gearing up for a season that promises to be even stormier than the last. It...
In a shocking turn of events, former New York City mayor and avid courtroom enthusiast Rudy Giuliani finds himself in a legal quagmire of his own making. Reports have emerged that Giuliani is on the hook for a whopping $150 million in damages owed to two Georgia election workers, and his solution to cover the...
In an unexpected turn of events, former President Donald Trump recently expressed concerns that President Joe Biden might outshine him in the impeachment arena. Trump, who once considered impeachment his own version of a reality TV show, now frets that Biden could steal the limelight with even more impeachments. “I had the best impeachments, folks,...