alike have been left speechless by the revelation. “I was fully prepared for another bizarre plot twist in his latest movie,” said film critic Jenna Faraday, “but the real shocker is that there’s another movie to review at all! It’s like I’m living in an M. Night Shyamalan movie!” The surprise twist came during the...
Hollywood, CA – In an event that has shocked meteorologists, pop culture enthusiasts, and the LGBTQ+ community alike, beloved fitness guru Richard Simmons emerged from his self-imposed hibernation yesterday. In a bizarre twist of fate, he saw his own shadow, promptly announcing six more weeks of Gay Pride Month. Simmons, who has largely stayed out...
Hallmark has introduced a new line of greeting cards called “I Demand An Apology”. Sold in boxes of 500, Hallmark expects monthly net income to jump by at least 20%. If the political climate in Washington continues to deteriorate at its present rate net income could easily triple by the end of the year. Wanting...