Heaven (October 1, 2024) – In a stunning turn of celestial events, Pete Rose, the legendary baseball star who was infamously banned from Major League Baseball for gambling, has now found himself banned from heaven after an even more shocking revelation: he placed a bet on his own death in a heavenly dead pool. Sources...
Charlotte, NC — In what has been described as a “bold new chapter in sports history,” the Carolina Panthers have become the first team to be mathematically eliminated from the NFL playoffs before playing a single game in the 2027 season. The unprecedented announcement came from the NFL headquarters this morning, where Commissioner Roger Goodell...