In what many are calling his most creative endeavor yet, Donald Trump Jr. has taken to TikTok with an unexpected and highly controversial new series of videos. Titled Neighborhood Nom Noms, the series aims to teach Americans how to cook delicious, homey meals using stray cats and dogs “liberated” from local yards, alleyways, and, in some cases, front porches.

His first episode, which dropped with the tagline “If it roams, it’s on the menu,” features an instructional guide to making a Tabby Cat Casserole. According to Trump Jr., all you need is a couple of fresh vegetables, some herbs, and, of course, a stray tabby cat “from a neighbor’s backyard if you don’t have one on hand.”

“Why waste perfectly good protein that’s right there in your neighborhood?” Trump Jr. asks in the opening segment. “Sustainability is the future, folks. With my new recipes, you can whip up a gourmet meal for the whole family — and save on those expensive grocery bills!”

The recipe for Tabby Cat Casserole is described as a “hearty dish” using local ingredients: tomatoes from the farmer’s market, carrots from the garden, and, of course, a cat you happened to find wandering around. Trump Jr. insists that “fresh, free-range felines” are the secret to the dish’s rich flavor.

“We’re keeping it farm-to-table, just like the liberals want, but without all the soy and almond milk nonsense,” he continues, waving a whisk. “It’s like the ultimate locavore experience.”

The TikTok video, which has already gone viral for all the wrong reasons, shows Trump Jr. prowling a suburban street with a cat carrier in hand, muttering about the ethical benefits of turning pets into pâté. “It’s like hunting, but with less effort,” he says, setting a trap in a neighbor’s flowerbed.

Backlash? Just a Spicy Side Dish

Unsurprisingly, Neighborhood Nom Noms has sparked a wave of outrage, particularly among pet owners, animal rights groups, and, well, anyone who has ever loved a furry companion. PETA has already issued a strongly worded statement, calling the series “deplorable,” while the ASPCA labeled it “a felony in the making.”

But Trump Jr. isn’t phased by the backlash. In his second TikTok video, a smug grin on his face, he responded: “Look, the liberal elites have been telling us to eat local and support sustainable food systems for years. I’m just taking that to the next level. These animals are living off your lawns, and you’re complaining? Talk about ungrateful.”

He even teased future recipes in the series, including “Beagle Bourguignon” and “Golden Retriever Gumbo,” designed to help home cooks diversify their “pet-inspired” cuisine. There’s also a side dish recipe for Stray Stir Fry, perfect for a quick weekday meal when you’re short on time and wandering Pomeranians.

What’s Next for Trump Jr.’s Culinary Career?

Some say Trump Jr. is gearing up for a Food Network spin-off show, while others speculate this is just a misguided attempt to stay relevant in an increasingly crowded political circus. Critics are already calling the series a “disturbing” blend of absurdity and cruelty, but Trump Jr. insists he’s just bringing “traditional American values” back into the kitchen.

“Back in the old days, people lived off the land. We’re just taking that same concept and applying it to modern suburban life,” he said in an Instagram story. “The ultimate DIY meal!”

Whether you view it as an act of culinary innovation or just another bizarre chapter in the Trump family’s saga, one thing is clear: you won’t want to let your pets out anytime soon.