alike have been left speechless by the revelation. “I was fully prepared for another bizarre plot twist in his latest movie,” said film critic Jenna Faraday, “but the real shocker is that there’s another movie to review at all! It’s like I’m living in an M. Night Shyamalan movie!”

The surprise twist came during the premiere of Shyamalan’s latest film, The Last Plot Device. The movie, which had been shrouded in secrecy, promised to deliver yet another mind-bending narrative. But as the credits rolled, the real twist was revealed: Shyamalan’s ongoing ability to secure funding for his projects.

“I thought the twist was going to be that the main character was dead the whole time or that the entire story was just a dream,” said audience member Tim Hawkins. “But no! The real twist was realizing that this guy is still getting million-dollar budgets to make these films. How does he do it? I mean, bravo, M. Night, you got us again!”

Industry insiders are equally baffled. “It’s the greatest twist of all time,” said one studio executive who wished to remain anonymous. “Every time we think we’ve seen the last of him, boom, he’s back with another film. The suspense is unbearable. Just when you think his career has finally ended, it turns out it was all a set-up for his next movie. I mean, who could have predicted that?”

The director himself seemed pleased with the audience’s reaction. “You know, I always like to keep people guessing,” Shyamalan said with a smirk during a post-premiere interview. “But I’ll admit, I didn’t think anyone would catch on to this one. It’s the long game, you see. The slow burn. My real masterpiece is not a film—it’s my career.”

As fans and critics alike try to come to terms with this latest development, rumors are already swirling about what Shyamalan’s next project might entail. Speculation ranges from a horror film about a haunted production company that can’t stop funding questionable movies, to a psychological thriller where a director convinces an entire generation that his best work is yet to come.

One thing is certain: if Shyamalan’s career has taught us anything, it’s to expect the unexpected. And in a world where anything can happen, the biggest twist of all might just be that we’re eagerly waiting to see what he does next.

“Who knows?” Shyamalan teased. “Maybe the real twist is that I’m not done surprising you yet.”

In a final, mysterious note, the director hinted at a future project. “Just remember,” he said, “sometimes the greatest twist is right in front of you. Or maybe behind you. Or maybe, it was never there at all…”

And with that, the world holds its breath, waiting for the next Shyamalanian shocker. Will the twist be the plot of his next movie? Or will it be the mere fact that the movie exists at all? Stay tuned—if you dare.