Sam Bankman-Fried May Now Trade “BitchCOIN”

Sam Bankman-Fried May Now Trade “BitchCOIN”

Sam Bankman-Fried has been sentenced to 25 years in prison today. A sentence that could be reduced with good behavior.

Bankman-Fried, 32, was convicted in November of fraud and conspiracy — a dramatic fall from a crest of success that included a Super Bowl advertisement and celebrity endorsements from stars like quarterback Tom Brady, basketball star Stephen Curry, and comedian Larry David.

Bankman-Fried who is now banned from dealing in Bitcoin, has always expressed his willingness to participate in Bitchcoin while serving time.

Bitchcoin has been a popular currency in the penial system. Bitchcoin is created, distributed, traded, and stored using a decentralized ledger system known as a Cell-blockchain. Bitchcoin and its ledger are secured by the number of prisoners in its network and in the way it confirms and verifies sexual transactions.

A lawyer for Bankman-Fried told reporters “You think his clients took it in the ass, wait until he starts trading.”

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