Tuesday 26th August, 2025

Sports

Vice President JD Vance Fumbles Trophy, Claims Lack of Prior Trophy Experience

April 15, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Vice President JD Vance found himself at the center of a viral moment after dramatically fumbling the Ohio State Buckeyes’ championship trophy

Pete Rose Banned from Heaven After Being Caught Betting on His Own Dead Pool

October 1, 2024

Heaven (October 1, 2024) – In a stunning turn of celestial events, Pete Rose, the legendary baseball star who was infamously banned from Major League

Carolina Panthers MATHEMATICALLY Eliminated from 2027 NFL Playoffs

August 27, 2024

Charlotte, NC — In what has been described as a “bold new chapter in sports history,” the Carolina Panthers have become the first team to

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Republicans Baffled as ICE Keeps Finding ‘Lazy Immigrants’ at Their Jobs

“If they’d just stop working so hard, we could finally deport them in peace,” says confused GOP lawmaker. In a

Trump Declares Plan to Reopen Azkaban, Citing Threat of ‘Dark Magic’ in Opposition

President Donald J. Trump announced today his intention to reopen the prison Azkaban, asserting that those opposing his administration are

Republicans Demand Apology After Trump Caught Sleeping at Pope’s Funeral: “See? He Sleeps Next to Melania!”

Republicans are calling on Democrats to retract years of speculation about the state of Donald and Melania Trump’s marriage after

Pete Hegseth Accidentally Scribbles Top Secret War Plans on TGI Fridays Receipt After One Too Many Double Berry Mojitos

In what Pentagon officials are calling “an unhelpful but somehow completely on-brand incident,” Trump ally and White House “special military