In an almost too-familiar return to the cabinet-assembling scene, Donald Trump is confident his latest picks, which reportedly include names like Matt Gaetz, Stephen Miller, Elon Musk, and Pete Hegseth, will take much longer to turn against him.
“Look, this time, I’m giving myself at least a full year before someone starts writing a tell-all or subpoenaing me,” Trump reportedly told advisors. “With these fresh faces, we’re looking at loyalty that’ll last way past the six-month mark. I can feel it.”
Only time—and the first major disagreement—will tell.
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