“If I haven’t seen my own penis in six years, there’s no way he could have.”

Palm Beach, FL – Former President Donald Trump is reportedly livid after a recent joke made by Barack Obama about his supposed inability to see his own penis, leading to an uncharacteristically personal feud between the two former commanders-in-chief.

The controversy began when Obama, speaking at the DNC made an offhand quip about Trump’s physical condition. But the joke quickly made its way to Trump, who was anything but amused.

In a furious response, Trump took to Truth Social to blast Obama. “That’s a disgusting, nasty lie from a failed president! He has no idea what he’s talking about. I see everything just fine. Everything!” Trump wrote, adding, “And for the record, it’s tremendous. The best. People are always saying so.”

Trump’s anger only intensified when he learned that Obama’s joke had gone viral, with hashtags like #TrumpSize trending on social media. According to insiders, Trump spent hours angrily scrolling through his feed, muttering about how “unfair” and “mean” the whole thing was.

Trump admitted it had been a few years since he’s actually seen his own penis but recalled what it looked like and the area he saw it last. “Things have been a bit quiet since we lost Epstein, but once I feel the country I feel things will start right back up again.”