Leaked this week were Donald J. Trump’s burial plans. In the leaked documents it shows a monument of “Huge Proportions” to be erected following the death of Donald Trump. It was detailed that the Monument will be made of solid gold and bear the likeness of Donald Trump and his family kneeling before him. 

Also laid out in the documents are the plans for an ornate sarcophagus and underground tomb where Donald will be laid to rest. Donald wishes it to be “A Tomb the likes of which no one has seen” it calls for a massive wall to be built and paid for by Mexico and in very tiny handwriting at the bottom the plans call for Melania to be sacrificed and laid to rest at the feet of Donald within his sarcophagus. 
However a contingency plan has been made in case Melania dies or divorces Donald before his death. In the event of Melania not being available for human sacrifice and burial upon Donald’s death a world beauty pageant will be held with contestants from the Eastern Bloc only and no older than 26 years old. The winner will be crowned and summarily executed and placed at his feet. 

Donald, not being a fond lover of words, has ordered that pictures telling  stories of his many accomplishments line the walls of his tomb, telling the future world of his great deeds while alive. The Trump Taj Mahal, Trump Shuttle, Trump University and the Donald J. Trump Foundation just a small number of his accomplishments to be pictured on the walls of his tomb. Next to the tomb will be a vault, where Donald plans to store all of his earthly possessions and available cash at the time of death, however the dimensions of the vault appears to only amount to about 25 square feet.  

What does seem to be lacking from the plans is the location for the future monument/tomb combo but many believe that it will be placed adjacent to the 18th hole at Mar-a-Lago. So visitors can try to make the trick shot into the monument and win a free game at the end of their round.