In a shocking turn of events, former New York City mayor and avid courtroom enthusiast Rudy Giuliani finds himself in a legal quagmire of his own making. Reports have emerged that Giuliani is on the hook for a whopping $150 million in damages owed to two Georgia election workers, and his solution to cover the costs is nothing short of genius – he’s planning to sue himself.

Sources close to Giuliani reveal that he firmly believes he’s secretly hiding vast amounts of money from himself. In a press conference held in the cluttered office of his imaginary legal team (which consists mainly of a Magic 8-Ball and a framed photo of himself dressed as a pirate for Halloween), Giuliani outlined his master plan.

“Look, folks, I’ve always said I’m the best at lawsuits, and who better to sue than myself? I’ve got a hunch that I’m hiding mountains of cash from myself, and I’ll use the courts to force myself to find it. It’s a flawless strategy, really,” Giuliani declared with a confident twinkle in his eye.

Legal experts were quick to express their bewilderment at Giuliani’s unconventional approach, with one prominent attorney remarking, “I’ve seen a lot in my time, but this one takes the cake. It’s like watching a legal circus – and Giuliani is the ringleader in this absurd spectacle.”

The courtroom drama promises to be riveting, with Giuliani passionately cross-examining himself on the stand. Rumor has it that he plans to bring in surprise witnesses, including his pet parrot, a potted fern named Fernie, and a collection of his own Bobblehead dolls, each representing a different facet of his personality.

Giuliani seems undeterred by the skeptics, stating, “I know me better than anyone else, and I’m confident that I can get to the bottom of this. It’s just a matter of convincing myself to reveal where I’m hiding all that money – probably in the same place I keep my missing socks.”

As the legal community watches in astonishment, Giuliani vs. Giuliani is shaping up to be the legal battle of the century. Some are already calling it “The Trial of the Ego” or “Rudy’s Legal Odyssey.” Will Giuliani emerge victorious in his quest to force himself to pay $150 million in damages? Only time, and perhaps a psychiatric evaluation, will tell.

In the meantime, the public is left to marvel at the sheer audacity of Giuliani’s self-suing escapade, a legal maneuver that will undoubtedly go down in history as one of the quirkiest and most perplexing chapters in the annals of jurisprudence.