Washington, DC – Marjorie Taylor Greene today denounced the Biden Administration for having done nothing to avert the extinction of...
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Chinese SMS Scammers Take a Well-Deserved Break to Play Black Myth: Wukong During Release Week
Beijing, China – In an unprecedented and heartwarming show of camaraderie and self-care, the world’s most notorious SMS scammers have decided to put their work on hold to enjoy a week-long gaming binge of the newly released Black Myth: Wukong. The scam industry, usually known for its relentless pursuit of unsuspecting smartphone users with fake shipping notifications and “urgent” banking...
President Biden’s Newest Challenge: The TV Remote
Washington, D.C. – In a series of events that has captivated the White House staff, President Joe Biden has found himself in a battle of wits with a formidable opponent: the TV remote. With Vice President Kamala Harris hitting the campaign trail, the Commander-in-Chief is left to navigate the treacherous waters of modern technology solo, and let’s just say, the...
Iranian Hackers Shocked as Trump’s Email Reveals Only a Single Forwarded Message
In what was initially thought to be a major cyber breakthrough, Iranian hackers recently claimed to have successfully breached the email account of former U.S. President Donald Trump. However, instead of uncovering state secrets or international conspiracies, the hackers found themselves in a bizarre situation—Trump’s entire email history consisted of just one message, forwarded thousands of times: “FWD: FWD: FWD:...
Sticker Mule Shows Support for Trump with “Special” Discount: Half-Price MAGA Hats and Nazi Flags
In a bold and highly questionable move, Sticker Mule has announced an unprecedented show of support for former President Donald Trump. The company is now offering half-price discounts on MAGA hats and Nazi flags for customers who use the promo code #letsgobrandon at checkout. In a press release that left many scratching their heads, Sticker Mule stated, “We believe in...
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